ABC - How To Be A Millionaire

(Pounds, dollar, millionaire, dollar, po... po... po... dollar, dollar)

(Millionaire... millionaire)

I've seen the future, I can't afford to
Tell you the truth sir, someone just bought it
Say mr. whispers! Here come the click of dice
Roulette and blackjack build us a paradise
Larger than life and twice as ugly
If we have to live there, you'll have to trust me

Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt at the hands of fate

So tell me
Tell me! tell me! How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Tell me! tell me! How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Millionaire! Billionaire! Trillionaire!

Hardly surprising if you might consider
Loyalties go to the highest of bidders
What's my opinion? I'd give you ten to one
Give me a million, a franchise on fun
But there are millions who often get nowhere
And there's just one secret I think you should share

Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt at the hands of fate

So tell me
Tell me! tell me! How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Tell me! tell me! How to be (how to be) a millionaire!
Millionaire! Billionaire! Zillionaire!

(Billions, billions, billions, billions, billions of dollars, billions of dollars)
(Kill 'em someway)
(Corruption, corruption)

Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt at the hands of fate

So tell me
Tell me! tell me! How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Tell me! tell me! How to be (how to be) a millionaire!

Who wants to be millionaire?
I do! I don't! I do!
Who wants to be millionaire?
I do! I don't!

I've seen the future I can't afford it